Grading midterms (and bear in mind that these are in-class midterms, so we can't blame spellcheck), I just came across a reference to that famous Shakespearian character, Skylark.
You know: the one who demanded that pound of flesh? Yeah, him.
My very favorite Shakespeare exam answer was to the short ID date 1603 (as in, what happened): Queen Elizabeth died and Queen James came to the throne.
